A music video for Weird Al's 11 and a half minute masterpeice. WAKKA WAKKA DOO DOO YEAH!

Black is white up is down and short is long

You're a crazy pirate brought back to life and you urge to blow stuff up.

A little chicken uses the force of her eggs to fling herself around

You're a horse and you gotta kill god. That's basically it

Pure deckbuilding with a splash of RTS